[rap beat over montage:]
Priest: C-C-Charity?
Rabbi: Prosperity?
Guru: Clarity?
Priest: Divine
Rabbi: Restitution
Priest: Absolution
Guru: Contribution
Rabbi: Palestine
Priest: Sacramental
Guru: Accidental
Rabbi: Mostly mental
Guru: You'll be fine
Priest: Transubstantiate
Guru: Alleviate
Rabbi: Who knows
Guru: Align your spine
Malcolm: Uh... Well, thanks. I feel much better. Bye.