Hal: Hey, boys. Where's your brother?
Reese: I don't know. He said something about being evil and he took off.
Hal: Ah. Uh, stay back.
[Hal throws a tree branch into the wood chipper]
Dewey: Wow!
Reese: That was the coolest thing I've ever seen!
Hal: Really? All it does is instantly vaporize anything that goes into it.
[As Hal walks over to get another branch, Dewey walks up to the wood chipper and throws his lunchbox in there]
Hal: Dewey! What was?! Actually, that was pretty cool. What else you got?