Reese: Dad. You cut down the tree and we missed it?
Hal: Oh, baby, you missed it, all right. I was about two-thirds of the way through her then crack! Kaboom! My chain saw goes flying. All the car alarms go off. About 100 squirrels came boiling out of the branches. Then a pack of dogs came out of nowhere and chased them all over the neighborhood. Man, I've never seen anything like it.
Reese: Man.
Hal: Oh, don't worry, son. You'll get to share in the best part. Cleaning up.