Caroline: [enters] Oh, my God. Oh, my God! What happened?
Kevin: [sobs] I want my Teletubby!
Malcolm: A doll? You can't play with dolls if you're seven. Why are you seven?
Caroline: You beat up a seven-year-old?
Malcolm: I didn't know.
Caroline: Malcolm, I don't blame you. I put this squarely where it belongs. On me. [sobs]
Malcolm: [to camera] Oh, man, this is the most horrible thing I've ever done. [to Kevin] Kevin, I'm sorry.
Nurse: I think you've done quite enough.
Kevin: This is the worst birthday ever!