Hal: Everything's all set up?
Maitre'd: I believe so, sir.
Hal: Table seven? Chateau Brut '87? Hors d'oeuvres medley?
Maitre'd: Yes, sir.
Hal: Oh, geez, one more thing. I almost forgot. Uh, my wife always orders lobster, so could you have the chef slip this on the lobster's claw just before you serve it? She gets such a kick out of stuff like that. And so do I, for that matter.
Maitre'd: Not a problem, sir.
Hal: The violinist has our song?
Maitre'd: He received the sheet music this morning.
Hal: Good. Good, good, good, good. You would be surprised how many times I've heard "Tears of a Clown" just butchered.