Malcolm: [to camera] The good thing about being smart is I never have to look up any phone numbers. The bad thing is no one else in the family ever bothers to remember anything. [on the phone] Hey, Francis, you told me to remind you about Mom and Dad's anniversary.
Francis: Ah, great. When is it?
Malcolm: Today.
Francis: Dude, you're supposed to remind me before so that I can get them something.
Malcolm: That's okay. We'll put your name on their gift.
Francis: Cool. Thanks. I owe you one.
Malcolm: No. You owe me 20. That's what your share comes to.
Francis: You got them an $80 gift?
Malcolm: Uh... yeah.