Malcolm: [to camera] This is the world. 196 million square miles. If I covered 100 square miles an hour every hour for the rest of my life, I'd still only see half of it. [squeaking] This is the left nostril of my brother Reese. It squeaks all night long. These are the freezing cold feet of my little brother Dewey. This is my oldest brother Francis. He's the one I really like so, of course, he got sent to military school. My name is Malcolm. You want to know what the best thing about childhood is? At some point, it stops.