Malcolm: Huh? Mom, this isn't fair. If I don't want to go, why do I have to?
Lois: Because it's not just up to you. We have to do what's best for you.
Malcolm: Mom, please! Don't make me go! Please!
Hal: Malcolm, calm down.
Malcolm: But it isn't fair!
Lois: That's right. It isn't fair. It's the first time anyone in this family has ever been given an edge and you are not going to waste it.