Hal: Two. [guys scoff]
Brian: Just twice a week?
Hal: Oh, per week? Oh, then... 14.
Brian: 14? Come on.
Malik: No way.
Abe: No, he's telling the truth. Believe me, I went on vacation with him. If anything, he's underselling himself.
Hal: Well, I guess I win. I mean, it's none of your business.