Meg: He is never home. The last time we had dinner together was six months ago, and that was with his boss! Oh, and did I tell you about our anniversary? I bought $30's worth of candles. $30's worth. I was wearing a negligee the size of a postage stamp. He walks in an hour late, goes straight to the computer and spends the next six hours in a chat room. I drank an entire bottle of champagne then I passed out. And I woke up the next morning with the dog licking my face. And I actually thought it was my husband!
Lois: [chuckles] I'm gonna find my boys.
Meg: I mean, as if he would ever show me any kind of affection. As far as he is concerned, I am still the fat lady that answers his psychiatrist's phone. In my mind, I do see myself as a 200-pounder. But I have seen the way other men look at me.
Lois: Wanda! Oh, so good to see you again. Wanda, this Meg. Wanda, Meg. Why don't you get to know each other? I'm going to get something to drink. I'll be right back.
Meg: Um... So, how do you know Lois?
Woman: Que?