Meg: Did I tell you that his mother is coming to visit me this week? I mean, she despises me, but at least she talks to me. My husband, on the other hand, hasn't said two words besides, "Where's the remote?" and "How far are those gonna sag?"
Lois: [o.s.] This isn't a good time.
Meg: Every year, he has to go to this stupid get-together for his old friends from college. We're about to go to this party and he tells me not to say anything stupid. Like I would do that. I embarrass him one time! Big deal. I didn't know who Ernest Hemingway was. I mean a lot of people...