Hal: Hey, boys. What's up?
Malcolm: Not much.
Dewey: How's the leg?
Hal: Well, it's feeling a little better.
Reese: It's interesting how you happened to hurt your leg.
Hal: What does that mean?
Reese: I don't know. It's just interesting.
Dewey: Yeah. Interesting.
Hal: Now, what are you boys getting at?
Malcolm: Just that some people are willing to go to pretty drastic lengths just to avoid being beaten by their kids.
Hal: This is about basketball? You think I faked this because I didn't wanna play you in basketball? Alright. You know what? I'm gonna play you right now, like this, and I'm still gonna mop the floor with you.
Reese: That's OK. You rest.
Malcolm: We can wait.
Dewey: Yeah. It's gotta heal sometime, right?