Malcolm: We thought it would be best if we showed it to you first.
Hal: Well, I can't say that I'm glad you did, but I-I guess you did the right thing.
Reese: Someone should show it to her.
Hal: Not it.
Malcolm: Dad!
Hal: Okay, but we need to ease her into this. Pick the right moment. This is a very delicate matter.
Lois: [o.s.] Hal!
Hal: [hits eject button] Come on, come on, come on, come on... [hides VCR tape in Dewey's pants]
Lois: I swear, that cop was following me on the way home.
Hal: Oh, come on, Lois. I don't think he'd follow you. I'm sure he's got better things to do.