Hal: Hi, sweetie. What's wrong? Is it Francis?
Lois: Yeah. He keeps calling. His stupid stories are touching, in a way. You know, he just wants to come home. It's the first time he's been away on his birthday.
Hal: Well, maybe we can at least do something that night to take our minds off it. A guy at work won these concert tickets on the radio.
Lois: Jimmy Buffett?
Hal: He didn't want them. Can you imagine?