Lois: Ugh. Another Peterson box.
Hal: Ooh. This is from the '60s.
Lois: Huh.
Hal: I forgot LBJ had his gall bladder out.
Lois: I don't understand. Didn't we clean out this closet when we moved in?
Hal: Apparently not.
Lois: Oh, for crying out loud. They left an old toilet.
[After Hal struggles to lift the toilet, he presses the flush handle]
Lois: This is a bathroom. We have a second bathroom!
Hal: Shh. If we don't tell them, they won't know. It'll just be our little secret. Our beautiful little secret. [both giggle]