Hal: So if you'll just spend a couple of hours waiting for him here, I know the guy will come racing by, and then you can arrest him and this whole thing will be over once and for all. I want some help protecting my family.
Police Officer: So you weren't held up at gunpoint?
Hal: ... Okay, that was a lie. But I've been calling you people for weeks and not getting any help. No one is listening to me.
Police Officer: This your speed bump?