Quote from Lois in Lois vs. Evil
Lois: Okay, everybody, stop worrying. I am going to find another job. Another cashier job with flexible hours that allows me to leave whenever I need to take care of my kids. Malcolm: Well, can't you get unemployment or something? Lois: No. I only worked 38 hours a week. They consider that part-time. You know, I hope you are at least learning something from all this. Dewey: Yeah. "If you do something bad, don't tell." Lois: No. We did the right thing. That's what's important.