Quote from Lois in Lois vs. Evil
Mr. Pinter: I have to say, Lois, I'm surprised by this change in your attitude. Lois: Yeah, well, me, too. Mr. Pinter: I know we've had our differences but I hope that we can make all this water under the bridge. So, if you'll just sign here... Lois: Mm, what's this? Mr. Pinter: Your apology. I think I've captured your voice rather nicely. Lois: You want it in writing? Mr. Pinter: Yes. Look, Lois, you can tell these clowns whatever you want - that I got on my knees and begged you to come back, I don't care. I just want you and I to know how things really are. [Lois takes the document, reads it and then puts pen to paper] That's not a signature. Lois: No, it's more of a suggestion. "The horse you rode in on" is optional.