Hal: It's nothing. Some punk kid swamped me.
Malcolm: And you're just gonna let him get away with that?
Hal: It's no big deal. I'll just go to another part of the lake.
Malcolm: Why? So he can sink you there, too? You've to fight back. What did you always teach me about standing up for myself?
Hal: I can't beat up a ten-year-old. I suppose I could hold him down while you hit him.
Malcolm: No, Dad. Let's beat him on the water. With just a few modifications, we can make this boat unstoppable. We can modify the propeller for more thrust. We can put a titanium tip on the prow. We'll slice his boat in half!
Hal: We can really do all that?
Malcolm: Absolutely.
Hal: Could we put a little skipper on the deck?
Malcolm: I don't see why not.
Hal: Malcolm, it's times like these I'm certain you weren't switched at birth.