Dewey: Hello?
George Takei: I'm George Takei. I played Sulu on Star Trek. Did your grandfather die recently?
Dewey: Yes.
George Takei: Allow me to extend my deepest condolences. I got a call from a neighbor that your father might like to talk to me. And when I called back, the line was busy. So I decided to come over. It was a six-hour bus ride with a lot of stops. May I have some water, please?
Dewey: Sorry, my parents aren't home. But you can use the hose out front.
George Takei: Delightful. If you don't mind, I'll make camp on your front lawn in anticipation of their return. Improvisation: my stock and trade. In episode 18, "The Squire of Gothos", the script read, "the crew ad-libs 'Hello'." [chuckles] Well, I was off to the races.
Dewey: Well, I've got a lot of homework. [closes door]
George Takei: [o.s.] Ooh, mushrooms! May I help myself?