Quote from Hal in Malcolm's Money
Hal: Okay, I sold my car. Lois: Well, we'll add that to what I got for my engagement ring and my grandmother's pearls. Dewey: No one wanted to buy my bike, but a bunch of kids did pay to watch me eat a centipede. Lois: We're doing the right thing. We should all remember that. Hal: Quit sermonizing. I'll get enough of that from the nut-jobs on the bus.