Quote from Dewey in Army Buddy
[Malcolm pours syrup on his ice-cream covered head] Dewey: Don't forget the cherry. Malcolm: There. Happy? Dewey: In truth, it was better conceptually. Malcolm: Just give me my money and leave me alone. Dewey: Tough words for a human sundae. Huh. What do you know? That's the last of it. Malcolm: Really? That's the last of it? Dewey: So it appears. Malcolm: Aha! Who looks like the idiot now, huh? I've got all the money - all $148 of it - and what do you have, little man? Nothing! Dewey: Except my self-respect, but it's hard to put a price on that. Wait, maybe I can.