Quote from Lois in Army Buddy
Lois: That's a little high. I'm sorry. Did you just make a pass at me? Abby: Ma'am, forgive me. Lois: Oh, no, no, no, it's not that I'm not flattered, but I'm the mother of, like, five children. I've been married for 100 years. Why would you think...? Abby: I was wrong, ma'am. I was way out of line. Lois: Do I give off that kind of vibe? Because I would hate to think people are walking around with me giving them false hopes. Would it help if I changed my hair? Abby: Ma'am, I really have to go. Lois: Sure. Don't beat yourself up. I'm sure there are many women who find you very attractive.