Lois: Hal, you are being ridiculous. These things are not gonna replace you. Remember that time I got that nonstick German waffle iron? I was walking on air for weeks, but it didn't last.
Hal: True.
Lois: Remember when our kids made us happy?
Hal: Oh, well, we were both just being stupid there.
Lois: But the point is, something's always gonna come up. I'll be miserable again.
Hal: You promise?
Lois: Of course. Come on. Now, I am gonna get another pair, Hal.
Hal: Fine, but I don't want to know about 'em. And keep them out of our bedroom.