Malcolm: I can't believe we've been living here this whole time, and we didn't even know about the murders.
Reese: Man, I always assumed I'd do the coolest thing in this house, but that guy set the bar pretty high.
Hal: Come on, there were no murders here. A guy bought a hearse, and then he realized he had to cover his monthly payments, and so he made up this phony death tour. It's the oldest trick in the book. Tell 'em, honey.
Lois: I got Jamie the cutest Halloween costume. He's gonna be a little tiger.
Hal: Honey? [Lois smiles] Oh, my God. It's true?!
Lois: Hal, bad things happen all the time.
Dewey: But nothing this bad.