Hal: Dewey! Get out here right now. You're smoking again after we talked about this last week? You know what that does to you.
Dewey: I'm cutting back.
Hal: Cutting back? How many cigarettes are you smoking?
Dewey: Under two packs a day.
Hal: What?! How is that even possible? I got rid of the cartons in the garage.
Dewey: Well, you didn't get rid of the ones hidden in the crawlspace. Or the rain gutters, or under the ivy. There's thousands of cigarettes hidden all over the place. How could you spend all that money and not even smoke them? I could have gone to private school!