Quote from Hal in Health Insurance
Malcolm: Dad's under there! Reese: Oh, my God you're right! Let's go! Malcolm: No, no, no. Hal: You boys are in so much trouble. Dewey: I'm calling Mom. Malcolm: Dad, are you okay? Hal: I can't feel anything below my left knee. Is my foot okay? Reese: Your foot looks fine. But I think the rest of you is facing the wrong way. [Hal whimpers]