Quote from Dewey in Buseys Take a Hostage
Dewey: [answers phone] Chad, I have to finish correcting everyone's homework. It's been in your mouth a half an hour. Either spit it out or swallow it. Francis: Dewey? Dewey: Oh, hey, Francis. You want to talk to Mom? Francis: No. I called to talk to you. Dewey: Me? Really? Francis: Yeah. Listen. I'm up for a job as activities director at a summer camp, but I have to show them what kind of program I can put together. I need you to help me. Dewey: You want my help? Francis: Yeah. I have all these great ideas for games, so I'm gonna come home tomorrow so I can play them with you. You know, to make sure they're fun enough. So how does that sound? Dewey: Like a setup for a cruel practical joke, but I'm willing to take the risk.