Dewey Quote #486
Quote from Dewey in Buseys Take a Hostage
Dewey: [answers phone] Chad, I have to finish correcting everyone's homework. It's been in your mouth a half an hour. Either spit it out or swallow it.
Francis: Dewey?
Dewey: Oh, hey, Francis. You want to talk to Mom?
Francis: No. I called to talk to you.
Dewey: Me? Really?
Francis: Yeah. Listen. I'm up for a job as activities director at a summer camp, but I have to show them what kind of program I can put together. I need you to help me.
Dewey: You want my help?
Francis: Yeah. I have all these great ideas for games, so I'm gonna come home tomorrow so I can play them with you. You know, to make sure they're fun enough. So how does that sound?
Dewey: Like a setup for a cruel practical joke, but I'm willing to take the risk.
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Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Are you studying?
Reese: Yeah. My stupid teachers wait until the end of my senior year to tell me I have final exams. In every single class! I've got to get serious now. If the finals are anything like this practice test, it's gonna be brutal.
Malcolm: It's just a bunch of true/false questions.
Reese: So it's a 50-50 chance. Do you know what the odds are of getting one of those right?
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: What's up with Mom?
Reese: She just saw my report card. I flunked out of every single class.
Malcolm: What?
Reese: Every single one of my finals, I got every question wrong.
Malcolm: Oh, my God.
Reese: I know. Now I get to repeat my senior year! Isn't this great? I worked so hard for this. I had to make sure I flunked every class so completely, I couldn't make it up in summer school. Now I don't have to move out or go to college or get a job for a whole 'nother year! This is the greatest achievement of my entire life!
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Did you pull an all nighter?
Reese: Yeah. Math. I kept getting confused, so I'm making a list of all the numbers... 3,082. Where do they stop?