Hal: [to himself] Everyone says they'll economize, but I'm the only one rinsing out baggies. I'm the only one splitting two-ply toilet paper. I'm the only one snacking out of birdfeeders! Look at this! $18 for a three-minute... What the?! [dials phone]
Woman: [on phone] Welcome to the Hot Fantasy Sex Line. What's your name, baby?
Hal: This is- Are you aware kids call these numbers?! Put some clothes on! [hangs receiver on hook]
[cut to the next morning:]
Woman: [on phone] Yeah, baby, would you like that? Oh, you just love not responding, don't you? You're such a bad boy. Well, big spender, I can keep going as long as you can.
[Hal whimpers as he finally hangs the phone up properly]