Hal: [on the phone] Hi. Yes. Do you have a pair of Christian Louboutins red open-toed sling-backs, size 8½? Not the knockoffs, the real thing. You do?! Good! Now, I'm in a situation where money is no object, but how much? [gasps and whimpers] Would you put a pair aside for me, please? Right. Yes. They will make a nice surprise.