Quote from Hal in Chad's Sleepover
Hal: Dewey! You get your butt in here right now, Mister! Dewey: Dad, what is wrong with you? You can't go screaming in the house when Chad's here. Hal: I am the parent in this house, and you do what I say! Now when I tell you there is no pizza in this house, there's no pizza! That is the law! Dewey: Dad. Hal: Don't you "Dad" me. You already "Dad-ed" me good with this sleepover. Dewey: You know what? Sometimes if you're just being bigoted and unreasonable, maybe I don't have to listen to you. Hal: You better listen to me. I am your father and you will respect- Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey, you know what? This was supposed to go to 12336. I bet you feel like a jackass.