Hal: Dewey! You get your butt in here right now, Mister!
Dewey: Dad, what is wrong with you? You can't go screaming in the house when Chad's here.
Hal: I am the parent in this house, and you do what I say! Now when I tell you there is no pizza in this house, there's no pizza! That is the law!
Dewey: Dad.
Hal: Don't you "Dad" me. You already "Dad-ed" me good with this sleepover.
Dewey: You know what? Sometimes if you're just being bigoted and unreasonable, maybe I don't have to listen to you.
Hal: You better listen to me. I am your father and you will respect-
Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey, you know what? This was supposed to go to 12336. I bet you feel like a jackass.