Hal: A man's life is in my hands. This isn't paper or plastic. This is life or death. There's nothing more life or death than life or death.
Lois: Hal, calm down. Panicking isn't going to help.
Hal: You know, this is all your fault.
Lois: What?!
Hal: I am completely unprepared for this. I've had no practice. I haven't made a decision around here in years. When exactly did it get to the point where you make all the decisions in our marriage?
Lois: When you said, "Lois, I want you to make all the decisions in our marriage."
Hal: [whines] Well, you didn't have to listen to me. Oh, I got all this stuff racing through my mind. I, I can't eat, I can't sleep...
Lois: Oh, Hal, if you want, I'll make the decision for you.
Hal: No. I was given this responsibility. A man entrusted his fate in my hands. I can't just shrug that off. I can do this. I just need to focus my mind on the problem and think clearly. Yes. I've got it! Lois, I have made the decision. Want to guess what it is?
Lois: Hal.
Hal: Oh, all right. I'll keep trying.