Lois: No! This is Mommy's purse! You can't have it! Please, it's the only thing in the house that's Mommy's!
Hal: Lois.
Lois: Well, he has a million toys. Why does he only want to take my things?
Hal: Honey, honey, you're taking this too personally. He doesn't understand what he's doing. He's just a baby. Look, if you just give it to him for just a couple of minutes, he'll get tired of it.
Lois: You're right. I guess I was just feeling that if I gave in to him, he'd see it as a sign of weakness. I'm going to stop this right now.
Hal: Yeah.
Lois: Here, sweetie. Mommy's purse. You can have that for five minutes, okay?
[cut to a disgusted Hal retrieving the open purse from Jamie's crib:]
Hal: I thought you said he wasn't eating anything.