Lois: Hal?
Hal: [sleep talking] No, not now! Have to think! Nothing!I've got nothing!
Lois: I know you've been very worried about our anniversary.
Hal: Ssh. You can't find out about this!
Lois: Don't worry, I won't. Of course, this is the 20th, and that's very special.
Hal: It has to be... the best.
Lois: So, listen carefully. Here are the gifts that Lois has been dreaming of: a 3-pack of vacuum cleaner bags, a new heating pad, oh and some of those gel inserts for her work shoes, size 9.
Hal: That's it! Yes! Oh, finally! The relief!
Lois: And one more thing. There's nothing you love more than changing Jamie's poopy diapers.
Hal: You got that right.