Malcolm: Francis, I need to talk to you about something. It's weird, but lately I kind of feel like I'm being left out by Reese and Dewey.
Francis: Aw, geez. Look, I'm sorry. You weren't supposed to know about the beach trip.
Malcolm: What?!
Francis: Hey, geez, watch it!
Malcolm: What beach trip?!
Francis: I took Reese and Dewey to the beach last summer. I would've invited you, but you were over at Stevie's.
Malcolm: He lives two blocks away! You have to go by his house to get to the beach! [sighs] Why is this happening? I'm the brother everybody likes the best.
Francis: What are you talking about? I'm the brother everybody likes best.
Malcolm: I meant of the brothers who are still at home.
Francis: That's Dewey.
Malcolm: What? Where am I in the pecking order?
Francis: Malcolm, I am not gonna stand here in a public toilet and rank me, Dewey, Reese, Jamie and you in order of popularity.