Hal: Rest stop. Everybody out. No eye contact with strangers. [chuckles] [sighs] Look at 'em scamper. [Lois stares at Hal] You don't need to?
Lois: No.
[As Lois keeps staring straight at Hal, he turns the radio on. Lois instantly turns it off without breaking her gaze.]
Lois: You couldn't have said twice as good as Disneyland?
Hal: You saw those presents, Lois! What was I supposed to do? My presents were crap! What did you make them?
Lois: Lanyards.
Hal: Still better than what I had. Look, I underestimated these boys, Lois, and they deserve to have a really great Christmas. How much money do we have?
Lois: Zero.
Hal: No, I mean everything: credit cards, loose change, everything?
Lois: Oh. Minus $512.