Quote from Hal in Hal's Christmas Gift
Manager: That's a room for the night, ski passes and equipment rentals. Will you be putting that on your credit card? Hal: Let's give it a shot. [credit card is approved] Oh, yes! [chuckles] In your face! Lois: Hal, this is the low point, isn't it? We're not going to sink any further, are we? Hal: What are you talking about? Lois: You've stolen our son's credit card. If it weren't for my rage and your recklessness, our kids might have a fighting chance. Hal: Lois, those are the exact things that make us great parents. If it wasn't for your anger and my recklessness, we wouldn't be on this amazing ski vacation, would we?