Lois: It's not right, Hal. It's just not right. What business do they have being angry at me? Kitty ruined their life. She tore them apart. She tortured them for two years, and I'm the bad guy? I'm not the one with the S.T.D. named after me. I'm not the one who smuggled Lord knows what, in Lord knows where across the Turkish border. [Hal snores] Hal?
Hal: [wakes up] What? You're absolutely right, honey. You're absolutely right, I couldn't have said it better myself.
Lois: Hal, you're really not helping.
Hal: I'm sorry, Lois, but you sort of brought this on yourself. I mean, you should have known better than to say something bad about the girl after a guy breaks up with her. They always wind up getting back together.
Lois: This isn't Biff and Buffy breaking up before the high school dance. I just I don't understand how he could take her back.
Hal: He's in love with her. [Lois scoffs] And despite everything that's happened, he's still in love with her. I understand that. I would take you back if it happened to us.
Lois: Oh, you would not. How can you say that?
Hal: There's no life without you.
Lois: Oh, shut up and go to sleep.