Lily Quote #266
[flashback to Ted and Stella sitting outdoors:]
Stella: What's going on, Ted?
Ted: We need to talk.
[present:]
All: Oh.
Lily: "We need to talk"? There's only two situations where you say that to someone and unless you're pregnant, it sounds like you broke up with her.
Ted: Yeah, I did.
[Lily exclaims]
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