Lily Quote #747
Quote from Lily in Bass Player Wanted
Lily: Look, I don't need objectivity. You're my best friend, I just need your support.
Robin: I understand. You got it. I'm sorry.
Lily: Oh, me too.
Darren: Forgot my phone. Sorry, you two are probably talking wedding details. I mean, no maid of honor's gonna steal the spotlight with her own problems, on the bride's big weekend, am I right? Keep it real, homeys.
Robin: You know, he is right. Why is this all about you? I mean, you have been preoccupied with Marshall all weekend.
Lily: I have not.
Robin: You've been sleeping with a doll made of cushions that you named after him.
Lily: Not true. After we do our business, I make Marshpillow sleep on the couch.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Bass Player Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from The Mother
Marshall: Hey, thanks again for picking us up. It's been a crazy couple days. You can't imagine what we've been through.
The Mother: Wait, let me guess. You were visiting a relative? Maybe your mother? And I'm getting a Midwest vibe, somewhere like Wisconsin... [Marshall scoffs] No. Minnesota?
Marshall: Wow, you're, like, really good at this.
The Mother: You're planning an overseas trip with your wife. I'm seeing a feisty redhead who loves art. She just got a job in Europe. Maybe France? No. Italy? Total shot in the dark, but Rome?
Marshall: Maybe I'll just like... I'll get out right here.
The Mother: You're not going anywhere. No, I'm just messing with you. I rode the train with your wife. She told me all about you. You must be Marshall.
Quote from The Mother
Marshall: So, what did Darren do to you?
The Mother: Well, a few years ago, I started this band. You know, it was a goof. It was just me and a couple of dorks from business school. I'm actually embarrassed to tell you our name.
Marshall: I had an all-lawyer band called The Funk, the Whole Funk and Nothing but the Funk.
The Mother: Oh, I now feel very safe talking about my band, Super Freakonomics.
Marshall: Nice.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.