Barney Quote #1812
Quote from Barney in P.S. I Love You
Barney: Simon Tremblay. I should have known.
Simon: Eh. Thanks for the free doughnuts.
Barney: They're just doughnuts! Okay? They're like two for a loonie... dollar. What's happening?
Simon: Oh! Somebody moosed down all the jellies. Have you been hanging out with Turk Grimsby?
Barney: So how serious were you and Robin?
Simon: Well, serious enough to pop the question.
Barney: Wow. Really?
Simon: Yeah, sure. Got down on one goalie pad. I said, "Robin, could we keep dating, but I get to stick it to other babes?" Turned me down.
Barney: I'm so sorry.
Simon: Oh, that's okay. I really wanted to stick it to Louise Marsh. Still, as the years pass and you take stock of your life, part of me wishes I could've kept sticking it to Robin too.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘P.S. I Love You’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
[on "Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes":]
Announcer: Sparkles's hit records "Let's Go to the Mall' and "Sandcastles in the Sand" both went maple, with "Mall" eventually going double maple.
Luc Robitaille: I've never admitted this till now, but before a big game, I'd listen to "Sand Castles in the Sand" and get a good cry on. I'm not ashamed.
Announcer: But after endless touring, Robin started to crack.
Robin: [1996 interview] Who doesn't love the mall? Shopping with your friends and... I can't do this. Get this out of my face, please. Thank you. Pardon me. Thanks. Sorry.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the Dobler-Dahmer theory.
[Lily and Barney groan]
Marshall: Damn, I always forget the little one.
Ted: If both people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works. Like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box outside Diane Court's window in Say Anything. But if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial-killer crazy, or Dahmer.
Quote from Barney
Barney: So are you the one that Robin stalked?
Simon: Oh, that story goes back to the 1996 Grey Cup.
Barney: What in God's name is that?
Simon: Only Canada's Super Bowl. Didn't you ever see Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes on MuchMusic?
Barney: Again, I have to go with, "What in God's name is that?"
Simon: It's only Canada's VH1's Behind the Music. There's one all about Robin Sparkles. Tells you the whole story from "A" to zed.
[Barney gets up and then runs out of Tim Hortons]