Barney: Simon Tremblay. I should have known.
Simon: Eh. Thanks for the free doughnuts.
Barney: They're just doughnuts! Okay? They're like two for a loonie... dollar. What's happening?
Simon: Oh! Somebody moosed down all the jellies. Have you been hanging out with Turk Grimsby?
Barney: So how serious were you and Robin?
Simon: Well, serious enough to pop the question.
Barney: Wow. Really?
Simon: Yeah, sure. Got down on one goalie pad. I said, "Robin, could we keep dating, but I get to stick it to other babes?" Turned me down.
Barney: I'm so sorry.
Simon: Oh, that's okay. I really wanted to stick it to Louise Marsh. Still, as the years pass and you take stock of your life, part of me wishes I could've kept sticking it to Robin too.