Ted Quote #1186

Quote from Ted in The Stamp Tramp

Ted: Oh! Oh! What am I wearing? Just proof of a stamp I know I gave first, from a little band called... Dishwalla.
Robin: Who?
Ted: Dishwalla! Come on! They had that whole, "Tell Me All Your Thoughts on God" song.
All: [unconvincingly] Oh...
Ted: Look, I'm not saying they're my favorite band, but for a little while in college, we were all into that song, and it was all thanks to me.
Lily: But I turned you on to Dishwalla.
Ted: No way! I played them on my radio show. I mean, pirate DJ Dr. X played them on his beloved radio show.
Lily: We all know you were Dr. X, Ted! And I'm the one who got us into that song.

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[flashback:]
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[flashback:]
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