Robin Quote #748

Quote from Robin in The Pre-Nup

Robin: The TV happened to be on. I happened to glance at it. Does that make me so weird?
Lily: No.
Quinn: Not at all.
Robin: Thank you. I may be a little weird.
[flashback shows Nick kissing Robin in bed, as she pays more attention to her own news broadcast]
Robin: I get turned on watching myself do the news during sex.
Lily: Yeah, that's a little weird.
Robin: Look, seeing myself on TV makes me feel confident and sexy. And that is nothing to be ashamed of, right, sisters?
Quinn: Never speak of this.
Lily: Ever.
Robin: Yeah, of course.

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 ‘The Pre-Nup’ Quotes

Quote from Barney

Barney: Actually, I'm okay. I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married, and that's fine. My single life is, and always will be, legen... wait for it...
[a little ways down the road:]
Barney: dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Arthur: So, prenup?
Barney: Not this time.
Robin: [enters] Oh, hey you. Ready for lunch?
Barney: Totally. [Barney and Robin kiss]

Quote from Barney

Ted: Wait. Is this prenup in any way legit? I mean, so far, it sounds a lot like that bar napkin document you make one-night stands sign, promising not to get clingy.
Barney: The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!

Quote from Marshall

Ted: You named her lady parts?
Marshall: Everyone does that.
Ted: So... Lily?
Marshall: Snap, Crackle, Pop. [popping sound]