Barney Quote #1706
Quote from Barney in The Pre-Nup
Quinn: "All hair below the neck must be removed weekly."
Barney: Hey, you're gonna be thanking me for that hair loss during the weigh-in.
Quinn: "Miss Garvey's parents may stay at our place as long as they like." Well, at least that one's nice. [Barney turns the page] "Provided they each arrive in an urn." "Wives two through eight will make a weekly chore wheel."
Arthur: I'm sorry, I borrowed a few sections from a prenup I did for a Saudi Arabian sultan. I'll cross out the extra wives stuff.
Barney: Unless...
Quinn: Cross it out.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Pre-Nup’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Actually, I'm okay. I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married, and that's fine. My single life is, and always will be, legen... wait for it...
[a little ways down the road:]
Barney: dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Arthur: So, prenup?
Barney: Not this time.
Robin: [enters] Oh, hey you. Ready for lunch?
Barney: Totally. [Barney and Robin kiss]
Quote from Barney
Ted: Wait. Is this prenup in any way legit? I mean, so far, it sounds a lot like that bar napkin document you make one-night stands sign, promising not to get clingy.
Barney: The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!
Quote from Marshall
Ted: You named her lady parts?
Marshall: Everyone does that.
Ted: So... Lily?
Marshall: Snap, Crackle, Pop. [popping sound]