Barney Quote #1589
Quote from Barney in The Drunk Train
Marshall: Can we please talk about something other than my wedding night?
Barney: Absolutely. Let's talk about last night. It was a night like any other. I was just about to get laid...
[flashback to MacLaren's the night before:]
Ted: Hey, Barney, I need your help. This hottie I'm talking to is meeting her friend at a club, so I need a wingman.
Barney: Well, just so you know, I'd be giving up a sure thing here.
Woman: Hey!
Barney: Are you not a sure thing?
Woman: Yeah, I am.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Drunk Train’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: What the hell happened on that train? It was absolute chaos.
Barney: Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."
Ted: You didn't go to M.I.T.
Barney: I didn't?
Ted: Huh. I actually have no idea where you went to college. Who are you?
Quote from Ted
Barney: I was all, "Do I look like I'm from Ronkonkoma?!"
All: Oh...!
Barney: That's all you gotta say!
Ted: Oh, oh, oh, big man with a briefcase! What do you think, you're better than me?!
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, Barney and I found ourselves in a strange, new universe called... The Drunk Train.
Barney: Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted? I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid. It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood, The Whore-ient Express. The Long Island Tail Road!
Ted: Oh, I got one. Thomas the Spank Engine!
Barney: Ted, that is a children's book.