Quote from Barney in The Drunk Train
Ted: What the hell happened on that train? It was absolute chaos. Barney: Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was: "God doesn't play dice with the universe." Ted: You didn't go to M.I.T. Barney: I didn't? Ted: Huh. I actually have no idea where you went to college. Who are you?