Lily Quote #565

Quote from Lily in The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

Marshall: If we move here, you're just going to have that baby, and then you're going to hate me for letting you do this.
Lily: I'm going to love it here. Oh, we'd have so much room in the suburbs. You can get that pinball machine you've always wanted. You can put it anywhere you want.
Marshall: Stop it. You don't know what you're saying.
Lily: Anywhere. Upstairs, downstairs, you can stick it in the back.
Marshall: Lily, I want to be inside this house so bad.

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 ‘The Slutty Pumpkin Returns’ Quotes

Quote from Robin

Barney: Why are you doing this to me?
Robin: Okay, you have been ripping on Canada since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snow blower. So now this Canuck's gonna beat on you like the drummer from Yukon Blonde hopped up on Timbits.

Quote from Robin

Barney: Wait. Where is my cash?
Robin: Oh, yeah, I did a little exchange for ya, Canucklehead. This Canadian dollar here is called a "loonie." And this two-dollar coin? A "toonie." True story.
Barney: It's federal currency and you people talk about it like it's a Hannah-Barbera character.
Robin: Not you people, Barney. Our people.

Quote from Robin

Robin: Yo, Canada.
Barney: What? Dammit!
Robin: Ha, you answer to "Canada" now. I'll make you a deal. You wear this costume to the Halloween party tomorrow night, I'll drop it forever.
Barney: You can't be serious.
Robin: Oh, I am as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel.
Barney: I don't know what any of those words mean.
Robin: Yes. You do.